LAPRDAM - 14. 12. 2014.
Svaštara genijalnih (pri)misli
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Bože, pomiluj ove bezgrešne!
Mi grešni imamo se s kime pomilovati!
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Danas mi piše u horoskopu:
“Započeli ste tajnu ljubavnu romansu”
Izgleda da je ona toliko tajna, da niti ja ne znam za nju ….
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Stigla čudna vremena i nitko se ne želi vjenčati …
Osim pederčina i lezbi!
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PAŽNJA!!! AKCIJA!!!
Kupiš kineske prezervative i dobivaš na poklon dječji dodatak!!!!
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Čuvajte se malih žena!
Da je to valjalo, naraslo bi!
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Idem psihijatru ispričati svoje probleme!
Pa nek’ se on malo živcira …
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Kad čekam u nekom redu, živciraju me ljudi ispred mene …
Ovi iza mene su super likovi!
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Ne bih se začudio da mi jednog dana pokucaju na vrata i kažu: “Došli smo po vaš bubreg!”
“Kakav moj bubreg?”
“Onaj koji ste klikali NEXT, NEXT, I AGREE!”
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Sise su dokaz kako se muškarac može koncentrirati i na dvije stvari odjednom!
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Čudne su te naše supruge i žene … Prvo prijete majci kako će se udati, za zatim prijete mužu kako će se vratiti majci!!!!
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Žene žive duže od mušlaraca zato što nemaju žene.
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Doktor kaže da mi svaki komad pržene slanine koju pojedem oduzima 9 minuta života. Računajući tako, trebao sam umrijeti 1732. godine.
Bolan Mujo, čuo sam da si se oženio?
Jesam!
I to blizancima?
Aha.
A kako ih razlikuješ?
Pa, brat je nešto viši od nje…
Jedino se u Bosni kaže:
Gdje si .
A čovjek stoji ispred tebe.
Kako Bosanac bari djevojku:
- Radiš li bona?
- Radim.
- Hoćeš da ti sredim trudničko?
Kaže Štef Joži: - "Čuj, nekaj bi ti pripovedal."
"A kaj?"
"Ja bi štel da sam žirafa."
"A zakaj moj Štefek?"'
"Pa, kad bi pil, gemišteka, bi mi dugo išel kroz grlo."
A Joža će mu:
"A kaj bi, Štefek, štel bit kad bi povraćal?"
Jedva čekam da padne snig. Da Bog dal da pada samo pri meni u Vučići. Kaj bi se vi drugi veselili.
I za kraj - mlika kulko voliš. Samo treba dobro vuć.
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I to je sve. Nima politike. Samo zajebancija. A nudarte i vi kega napišite. Ne budi vam zapoviđeno. Bog i fala i nemojte kaj zamerit.
14. 12. 2014.
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